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(Lexington Herald Leader) It puts the lotion on its peel or it gets the hose again (kentucky.com) divider line

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You lot know, given the expanse I can believe this was a gun prophylactic to business firm the owners modest 1500 gun drove. What I want explained is a dock in a pond slightly larger than a hot tub.

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Ken S.: Yous know, given the area I can believe this was a gun safe to firm the owners small 1500 gun collection. What I want explained is a dock in a pond slightly larger than a hot tub.[Fark user paradigm 425x283]

The movies don't do these folks justice, for but how mother farking crazy they are.

That'due south a really nice vault!
Would definitely put a regular door or bookcase in front of the vault door though. Sh*t like that beckons the nosy.
Lovely belongings too.

Pro-tip for psycho subby: Never put the light switch inside your dungeon.

Panic room or gun locker. The rug does give a "concealing a hole in the flooring" vibe.

Gun room. Still I wouldn't want to know the previous owners. If you have so many guns, you need a farking  sleeping accommodation to firm them, you are farking basics.

Ken S.: You know, given the area I can believe this was a gun safe to house the owners small 1500 gun collection. What I want explained is a dock in a swimming slightly larger than a hot tub.[Fark user image 425x283]

Mosquito fetish, get correct out in the centre of the pond so there are no swarm obstructions.

sithon: Gun room. Yet I wouldn't desire to know the previous owners. If you have so many guns, you need a farking  bedchamber to house them, you are farking nuts.

Aw, come on.  You know y'all loved Tremors for the shoot out scene, if nothing else.

Peradventure information technology's just a vault and some banker wants to feel at home, at home.

Lets exist honest, there are ii types of people in this globe.
1. Peopls that would honey having a clandestine room or vault where they alive.
2. Liars.

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A quiet place to read a book and have lunch perhaps?

That's the pleasance room

What kind of "pleasure" is entirely upwards to yous as the homeowner.

This is in tornado aisle. This is a tornadically-safe firm and prophylactic room. They built the business firm into a hillside. The roof is level with the ground. If I lived at that place and had the money, I'd consider doing something similar.

sithon: Gun room. All the same I wouldn't want to know the previous owners. If you have then many guns, yous need a farking  chamber to house them, you are farking basics.

a person can be a gun collector without being a gun nut. Of course at that place is some overlap.

fredmcmurray: This is in tornado aisle. This is a tornadically-safe house and prophylactic room. They built the house into a hillside. The roof is level with the ground. If I lived there and had the money, I'd consider doing something similar.

Kentucky is not tornado alley nor is that house tornado prophylactic just because one corner of the roof is level with the ground it's not the same as a basement as it is still exposed on 3 sides and a tornado could nonetheless rip right through that.

Ken S.: Y'all know, given the surface area I can believe this was a gun prophylactic to house the owners pocket-sized 1500 gun drove. What I want explained is a dock in a pond slightly larger than a hot tub.[Fark user image 425x283]

The simplest explanations are usually the correct ones. In WKRP in Cincinnati the news reporter wanted his own function. The radio station wouldn't requite him i then he put tape around his desk to represent where walls would be if he had his ain office. Someone who lived there wanted their own bass lake. They couldn't have one though, possibly their spouse wouldn't allow information technology. So they built the dock to show where their bass boat would exist if they had one.

The Earth berming would exist a selling point. Sturdy. Weatherproof. Low maintenance. Lots of thermal mass.

OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: This is in tornado alley. This is a tornadically-safety firm and safe room. They built the business firm into a hillside. The roof is level with the ground. If I lived in that location and had the money, I'd consider doing something similar.

Kentucky is not tornado aisle nor is that house tornado safe just because i corner of the roof is level with the ground it'due south non the aforementioned as a basement as it is still exposed on three sides and a tornado could still rip right through that.


It'south not "technically" tornado alley, just it has many. You'd exist pretty safe in that physical room in a tornado.

fredmcmurray: OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: This is in tornado alley. This is a tornadically-safety house and safe room. They congenital the business firm into a hillside. The roof is level with the ground. If I lived there and had the money, I'd consider doing something similar.

Kentucky is not tornado alley nor is that house tornado safe merely considering i corner of the roof is level with the ground it's not the same as a basement as information technology is even so exposed on three sides and a tornado could however rip right through that.

It'due south non "technically" tornado alley, but it has many. Yous'd exist pretty safe in that concrete room in a tornado.


I know they do non build basements in a lot of southern states, do they build them in KY? If they are common, I'd feel a lot safer in at that place than that concrete dungeon in the pics.

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Everyone assumes information technology was for guns just because it's in Kentucky.  Perchance it was a safe place to house the owner's fine fine art, rare books, or Magic: The Gathering cards.

OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: This is in tornado alley. This is a tornadically-safe firm and safety room. They congenital the business firm into a hillside. The roof is level with the ground. If I lived there and had the coin, I'd consider doing something similar.

Kentucky is not tornado alley nor is that business firm tornado safe just because one corner of the roof is level with the ground information technology's not the same every bit a basement every bit it is still exposed on three sides and a tornado could even so rip right through that.

It'southward non "technically" tornado alley, but it has many. You'd be pretty rubber in that physical room in a tornado.

I know they do non build basements in a lot of southern states, do they build them in KY? If they are common, I'd feel a lot safer in there than that concrete dungeon in the pics.


And garages are uncommon in michigan. Whoda thunk?

My house has what my brother refers to as the "Dexter Kill Room".  According to the fuse box, it was the called the "Gun Room" past the previous owner.

Ken S.: Y'all know, given the area I tin believe this was a gun safe to house the owners small 1500 gun collection. What I want explained is a dock in a pond slightly larger than a hot tub.[Fark user paradigm image 425x283]

A dock offers a actually good hiding space.

Also it could confuse the enemy, so that the enemy stands however and looks at the dock, giving you a practiced opportunity to attack from beneath it.

Or, maybe the pond is automatically upgraded to a lake when the dock is complete.

Information technology'due south clearly a gun room, or a room for some expensive hobby, like making jewelry, coin collecting, etc. It wouldn't need bars if information technology was a tornado or disaster shelter

I have a room similar in my dwelling house. Simply mine doesnt accept iron confined simply it does take a steel door. I built it for tornado shelter. Everyone sticks a hole in the footing and lines it with blocks and and so loses everything they own. Mine it 16X16. It volition take a direct hit from a f5 tornado. It has things that cant be replaced in information technology. Family heirlooms like pictures all our legal documents like insurance paperwork deeds etc. And yes I practice proceed my firearms in at that place likewise. Because its a secure room and keeps anyone just me from getting to the firearms. Nosotros have 2 double beds in it as well. If we are due for some highly probable severe weather condition we just sleep in that room. No jumping up or down every 60 minutes because of a alert and running exterior to a shelter. When  you live somewhere like I practise that has days where we end up with a dozen or more confirmed tornadoes touchdown within 24 hrs it just makes sense. My son and his family unit live a few miles a way and they come stay with u.s.. We are all safety and comfortable. Worth every penny so some. And the s gets more tornadoes than anywhere else. Kentucky does get many tornadoes a year. Im in Alabama and we had x in one day not long ago. Ive had as many as five pass within 30 miles of my house in one twenty-four hours. This i came through my wifes home town a few years agone. That tornado is near v miles away.....and look how big it still looks.

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thrillbilly1967: I take a room similar in my home. But mine doesnt have iron bars but it does have a steel door. I congenital information technology for tornado shelter. Everyone sticks a hole in the ground and lines information technology with blocks so loses everything they own. Mine information technology 16X16. Information technology will take a direct hitting from a f5 tornado. Information technology has things that cant be replaced in it. Family unit heirlooms like pictures all our legal documents like insurance paperwork deeds etc. And yes I practice keep my firearms in in that location as well. Because its a secure room and keeps anyone only me from getting to the firearms. Nosotros have 2 double beds in it also. If nosotros are due for some highly likely severe weather we only slumber in that room. No jumping upwardly or downwards every hr because of a alert and running outside to a shelter. When  you lot alive somewhere similar I do that has days where we stop upwards with a dozen or more confirmed tornadoes touchdown within 24 hrs it just makes sense. My son and his family live a few miles a way and they come stay with us. We are all rubber and comfortable. Worth every penny and then some. And the southward gets more than tornadoes than anywhere else. Kentucky does become many tornadoes a year. Im in Alabama and we had 10 in 1 day not long ago. Ive had every bit many as 5 pass within thirty miles of my business firm in one solar day. This one came through my wifes abode town a few years agone. That tornado is nigh 5 miles away.....and await how big it even so looks.

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I'd buy that in the case of the article wait for the bars.  Those are what propel it into, "Wait, the fark??" territory.  You lot but want it locked up?  The reinforced door does that just fine.  Ii reinforced doors if you're super-paranoid even.  Only reason you put bars in vs. that is so yous can keep an eye on any/whoever's inside, and practice then obviously.

Tornadically-safe
Tornadically

fzumrk: Everyone assumes it was for guns just because information technology's in Kentucky.  Maybe it was a rubber place to business firm the possessor'due south fine fine art, rare books, or Magic: The Gathering cards.


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Some Junkie Cosmonaut: I'd buy that in the case of the article expect for the bars.  Those are what propel it into, "Wait, the fark??" territory.  You lot just want it locked upward?  The reinforced door does that just fine.  2 reinforced doors if you're super-paranoid even.  Only reason you lot put bars in vs. that is so y'all can keep an eye on whatever/whoever's within, and do and so evidently.

O RLY?

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Bars are a secondary defense; alarm sounds when vault door is breached, so at present the thief must decide if he has time to defeat the bars before the cops arrive.

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indy_kid: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: I'd purchase that in the case of the article expect for the bars.  Those are what propel information technology into, "Wait, the fark??" territory.  You but desire information technology locked up?  The reinforced door does that only fine.  Two reinforced doors if you're super-paranoid even.  Only reason you put bars in vs. that is then y'all tin can keep an eye on whatever/whoever's within, and do and then patently.

O RLY?

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Confined are a secondary defense; alarm sounds when vault door is breached, and then now the thief must make up one's mind if he has fourth dimension to defeat the bars earlier the cops arrive.


Which could only as easily be a 2nd door - they want to exist able to see in there during operations.  Bars are inherently less secure than a door.

It is nada more a vault.  Put a dissimilar type of door on it and it would make a great tornado shelter.

It literally says "vault" on the vault door. Poors have such limited imaginations.

Thinking someone had an expensive collection. Or kids.

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A quiet place to read a book and have lunch perhaps?

I'm really getting a kick out of this reply because my reading glasses are cleaved so I can't read books.

valenumr: OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: This is in tornado alley. This is a tornadically-safety house and safe room. They built the house into a hillside. The roof is level with the ground. If I lived there and had the coin, I'd consider doing something similar.

Kentucky is not tornado alley nor is that house tornado safe but considering one corner of the roof is level with the footing it'south non the aforementioned every bit a basement every bit it is all the same exposed on three sides and a tornado could nevertheless rip right through that.

It's not "technically" tornado alley, but it has many. You'd be pretty safe in that concrete room in a tornado.

I know they exercise not build basements in a lot of southern states, do they build them in KY? If they are common, I'd feel a lot safer in there than that physical dungeon in the pics.

And garages are uncommon in michigan. Whoda thunk?


Wow, did non know that. I know with the south it can be a structural issue for a basement, is in that location a reason for no garages in Michigan?

Ken S.: You know, given the area I can believe this was a gun safe to house the owners small 1500 gun collection. What I want explained is a dock in a pond slightly larger than a hot tub.[Fark user image 425x283]

That's for the breathtaking water boarding.

Information technology'southward a CIA interrogation house.

Hell, other than it being in Louisville, Kentucky, I'd choice that identify up as a retirement dwelling in a heartbeat.
The evil overlord vault-of-terror is just a nice perk.

OhioUGrad: valenumr: OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: This is in tornado alley. This is a tornadically-safe firm and safe room. They built the firm into a hillside. The roof is level with the ground. If I lived there and had the money, I'd consider doing something similar.

Kentucky is not tornado alley nor is that firm tornado safe but considering 1 corner of the roof is level with the basis information technology's not the same every bit a basement as it is withal exposed on iii sides and a tornado could still rip right through that.

It's not "technically" tornado aisle, but information technology has many. You'd be pretty safety in that physical room in a tornado.

I know they do not build basements in a lot of southern states, do they build them in KY? If they are common, I'd experience a lot safer in there than that concrete dungeon in the pics.

And garages are uncommon in michigan. Whoda thunk?

Wow, did non know that. I know with the southward it can be a structural issue for a basement, is there a reason for no garages in Michigan?


It's weird. A lot of garages are detached afterthoughts.

While searching for our current home, nosotros toured a house that had a room with no windows and padded walls, floor, and ceiling.  To add to the weirdness, all the pads were upholstered in a pastel pink.

It turned out that the owners had a family member who was a self-harmer, primarily through banging his (yes, his, despite the pinkness) caput against walls & floors.  Presumably ceilings as well.  I don't know whatsoever more details than that, mainly because it wasn't whatever of my effing business.  I felt sad for the family unit and the person who had to be cared for in that style, though.

bagumpity: While searching for our current habitation, we toured a business firm that had a room with no windows and padded walls, floor, and ceiling.  To add together to the weirdness, all the pads were upholstered in a pastel pinkish.

It turned out that the owners had a family member who was a cocky-harmer, primarily through banging his (yes, his, despite the pinkness) head against walls & floors.  Presumably ceilings as well.  I don't know any more details than that, mainly because it wasn't whatsoever of my effing business.  I felt lamentable for the family unit and the person who had to be cared for in that way, though.


Pinkish is used to calm down violent people.

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